Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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