Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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