i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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