it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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