I seem to have left my pride at pride
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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