i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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