what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
