roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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