idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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