Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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