Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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