Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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