Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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