i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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