grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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