She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I need moral support for this bender
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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