I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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