Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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