Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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