its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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