I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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