Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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