At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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