I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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