Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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