I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You don't make any sense
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