so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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