We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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