No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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