i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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