I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm sobbing to NWA
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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