So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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