i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
