To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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