ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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