Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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