Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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