He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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