I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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