she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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