he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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