D3 body, D1 cock
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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