just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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