I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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