Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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