have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I AM VODKA MAN
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
