I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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