Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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