Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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