party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have fence marks all over my body
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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