He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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