I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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