so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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