I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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