As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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