He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
