He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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