i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
