Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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