Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
