So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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